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Alien Jesus Feature Story |
Monsanto |
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"ST. LOUIS (AP) - In a move praised by farmers, agribusiness giant Monsanto Co. (NYSE:MCT - news) pledged not to market genetically engineered crops that produce sterile seeds. " Although Monsanto would not publicly give credit
to their arch foes, Alien Jesus, there is no doubt that our patented
"prayer conform wave generator" was responsible for the
Right Action performed earlier this week. We have no doubt that this
technology will still be worked upon in deep dark chambers with mad
scientists and super genius monkeys, but at least the spotlight has
been put on Monsanto and it wont be nearly as easy to Vandalize the
earth and Mutate our bodies before our very eyes. |
An Alien Jesus Investigative Report
By Claudia Patrick
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![]() A Monsanto official told the NEW YORK TIMES that the corporation should not have to take responsibility for the safety of its food products. "Monsanto should not have to vouchsafe the safety of biotech food," said Phil Angell, Monsanto's director of corporate communications. "Our interest is in selling as much of it as possible. Assuring its safety is the FDA's job," Angell said. New York Times 10/25/98 |
Monsanto Our native natural crops offer little or no nutritional value to
little Johnny Alienboy, who could never grow up to be a big strong grey
on mere Earth grains. But the Mutato Potato has all the nutrients an
alien needs. Monsanto,and all the other Gentech companies are rolling
out a culinary red carpet to our visitors from afar and for once, profits
are not an issue if it it curries favor with the real New World
Order of Extraterrestrials. You want Fries with that? |
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